ZOOPOCOLYPSE

Archivist Note: These are the writings of a band of survivors after the zombie outbreak in North America. We find our survivors bunkered in a zoo in western Washington. Washington is the first known red zone. These journal entries, notes, letters, and images are a collection of their thoughts and experiences.

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The Irony is Not Lost on Me

October 14, 2022 • Kaotix Illustrated • Season 1 • Episode 22

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Suzanne wonders about Jared.

Written and Voiced by Suzanne Akerman
Original music by Ian Botsford

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Title: The Irony is Not Lost on Me

Read by Suzanne Akerman, woman's voice

Not that I wasn't glad to see Brien alive--I was. We couldn't hug him until after his mandatory quarantine in the animal health care building, but once Arrayah approved of him, we celebrated. So yes, I appreciate that there is one more soul saved, one more pair of hands to work, one more mind with which to collaborate. I like Brien. And I really like his cat, Yin.

But those advantages aside, he wasn't the one I was hoping for when Cory announced he'd found someone along the shore at Owen Beach. Where is Jared?

I'd like to point out that the survivors in this post-zombie-plague existence consist of a bunch of gay guys and one straight girl. The universe has a damn twisted sense of hum