ZOOPOCOLYPSE

Archivist Note: These are the writings of a band of survivors after the zombie outbreak in North America. We find our survivors bunkered in a zoo in western Washington. Washington is the first known red zone. These journal entries, notes, letters, and images are a collection of their thoughts and experiences.

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Approved Safety Protocols

October 17, 2022 • Kaotix Illustrated • Season 1 • Episode 27

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Written and Voiced by Suzanne Akerman
Original music by Ian Botsford

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Approved Safety Protocols

Voiced by Suzanne, woman's voice

Personal Safety Referendum Passed:

Survivors must carry at all times:

Two-way radio

Firearm/weapon of choice

Liquid sanitizer and disinfectant (see Appendix A for usage protocol)

Appendix A: Cleaning Agents:

Chlorahexadine* (1:1 ratio with H20)

Zeppadine* (1:5 ratio with H20)

Bleach* (do not dilute)

Hepa-Cleanse* (1:10 ratio with H20)

Disintigrator* (1:100 ratio with H20)

Bar soap

Hand sanitizer

Lysol

Detergent

*agents approved for decontamination purposes

Decontamination Protocol:

If a survivor comes into contact with fluid from a contaminated being, follow these steps:

Pour an approved cleaning agent (see above) directly onto the site. Allow agent to stand for at least ten minutes. If it burns—too bad.

Rinse thoroughly with water.

Repeat steps 1 and 2

Report the incident to the Executive Director.

Individuals coming into contact with contagions will be monitored in Animal Quarantine for at least 48 hours. Follow all quarantine protocols until all suspicion of infection has passed.

If the quarantined individual displays symptoms of disease:

1. Call emergency meeting of the Congress of Survivors

2. Present medical records as evidence of contamination

3. One member of the Congress shall be elected to euthanize the infected individual.